BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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