Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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