Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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