i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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