do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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