quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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