Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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