Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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