I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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