I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
only if we run a train.
done.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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