So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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