they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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