The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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