eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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