So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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