dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Randomize
