worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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