we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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