3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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