whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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