We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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