is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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