i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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