Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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