Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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