I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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