Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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