Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
oh god the rape fog is back!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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