How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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