no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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