how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
