ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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Do I have a choice?
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He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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