What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Farmville is her only friend.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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