...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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