Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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