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He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
honey bunches of taint.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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