So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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