i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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