that's an acceptable place to lick
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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