We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize
