i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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