I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
