Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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