I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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