I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
