And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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