On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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