I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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