Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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