wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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